Don Quickstep

Written by Jitjarouk Jansom on March 14, 2011
Chapter 1
A Crazy Man from

Long time ago there was an old wicked man named don quickstep he likes to read books about stupid knights and pussy cats and he thinks it is true so he buy a old pussy horse he get his decoration armor and his toy sword and lance that was made of plastic so he named his pussy horse crazy buffalo king of the junk. He went out the village and get ready for action
Chapter 2
Knight and Squirrel

Don quickstep is ready for jousting but he has no squirrel to keep nut for him. So he go to the pet shop and ask for a cheep squirrel because he has only 10.00 dollars so the shop keeper said there’s one but it is old ugly no brain and wicked so Don quickstep but it bite his ears so now Don quickstep has only 31 pieces in his body but other guy has 32 now he has no ears but he could listen because the squirrel didn't eat the ear hole
Chapter 3
The Cat Killer

Now Don saw a fat cat and he thinks it is a demon so he kills the cat andbrings its imagination horn off and put the dead cat in a bin so it makes a big bad pussy smell around the village so the villagers throw there tomato to don quickstep now he is full of tomato juice
Chapter 4
The Killer of Devil Wizard
After Mr. Quickstep clean his stupid pussy no brain fat little old squirrel and his decorated armor and he get on his horse crazy buffalo and set of to find more pussy stupid no brain adventure. Now he met a man and thinks he is a devil wizard so he chase the man and knock him out off his horse
Chapter 5
The Killer of Devil Wizard 2
He said do you give up. "police police" the man yell. "capture him he is crazy send him to the hypnosis doctor" so don quickstep ran away he thinks he said a magic word so he called the demons of the hell to capture me and eat me but my luck protects me so I am alive and I am very handsome so the pussy angle protects me so I could make more pussy stupid no brain buffalo adventure to help the pussy stupid no brain people and to kill the monster.